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sparkly-t0uch
I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not.
My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)
  • me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
  • me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
I hope they ask about me and I hope you tell them you fucked up.

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love


(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)